Or a Hibari, if you follow my icon.

My library reading list has consisted of nothing but P.G. Wodehouse lately. The latest addition to not leave my hands would be Quick Service, in which the entire plot centers around a portrait which everyone is trying to steal, and hams, which no one wants to go near except the one person selling them.

( There is a strongly armed butler. )

But I keep up the good fight not to give in and register, because I. AM. STRONK.

This pushes self-insert right to its limit. (I love the plaintive little "Nobody believes me" at the end.) The responses to this secret are pretty hilarious, but my favorite has to be the one which starts off with "I am the batman" and spawns everyone coming out and ( Read more... )

It was only when I was browsing through fandomsecrets and I came across this secret when I realized just how important fandom has become to people. I know I know, there are at least a thousand other secrets on how fandom has helped this person or other overcome suicide attempts and made life brighter in general, but that was the only secret which hit the switch ( Read more... )

Reading this week's issue of 8 Days ("The Annoying List"), I realized that I agreed with all 43 items listed. This made me feel very annoyed, and for no reason I was going to compile my own list of pet peeves when I thought, "Aiyah, no one needs to know how annoyed you are lah. Besides it will rampage into personal territory and history and YOU ( Read more... )

So, about Bruno...

That was the first time in my life I stepped out of a cinema with such an empty feeling. ._. The advanced warnings were accurate, both for the cringe-worthiness of the film and the appearance of a certain part of the male anatomy (which also happened to be the literal representation of this siteIn short, I am now traumatized ( Read more... )

Food for thought:
- How to Fly
- How to draw an egg
- Five monkeys in a cage

Random things that horrified me:
- And that's why. Just looking at the photos made my arteries go CLANGCLANGCLANG EMERGENCY EMERGENCY.

- Princess Diana shoujo manga, it actually exists. *flees from Prince Charles' psycho!eyes ( Read more... )

"Any chance of religious afflictions?"
"Nope. Hindu, Christian, Buddhist, we accept them all!"

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Okuribito/Departures: such a beautiful, beautiful film. ♥ *sighs happily ( Read more... )

You know, they never reported on how the police actually reacted. Oh, MacDonalds. Inspiring insanity in people again, I see.

And this is pretty. Dark!Miku, I think.

This song has somehow made its way into my head and REFUSES TO GET OUT. orz